Nine things you keep meaning to eat, in one glass
A daily greens blend built around what people actually run short of — not a list chosen because it photographs well. Third-party tested, batch numbers published.
Third-party tested
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If you have tried greens before, this will sound familiar.
“I have a shelf of them. Three tubs, two of them barely touched. Every one was bought in January, tasted like a lawn, and got quietly moved to the back behind the flour. The problem was never that I did not believe in it — it is that I could not finish it, and nobody would tell me what was actually in the scoop.”
Two things follow from that, and they are the only two things this product is built around: state every dose on the label, and make it taste like something a person would choose to drink.
What's actually in it
Spirulina and chlorella, 3g — the two the whole category is built on, at a dose the label will state.
Beetroot, 1.5g — for the thing people take beetroot for, in the amount the studies used.
Live cultures, 5 billion CFU — measured at the end of shelf life, not at the point of blending.
Vitamin D3 and B12 — the two most commonly short in a UK winter.
Nothing to bulk it out — no maltodextrin, no “proprietary blend” hiding the ratios.
Pineapple and mint — because the best formula is the one you actually finish.
Cheaper the longer you stay, and you can leave whenever
Monthly
One tub a month. Skip, pause or cancel from your account — no email, no retention call.
Every 3 months
Three tubs, billed quarterly — saves £96 a year and one fewer thing to think about.
From 3,100 verified subscribers. We publish the one-star reviews too — they are on the same page.
Finish the tub. If you would not buy a second one, we refund the first.
Not fourteen days, and not “unopened” — sixty days, tub empty, which is long enough to actually know. One email does it. We do not ask for the tub back, because there is nothing we could do with it.
Start with one tub and see whether you finish it
Food supplement. Not a substitute for a varied diet. © Halewell.